“Hemorrhoids?”
My new girlfriend, a gorgeous Eurasian Filipina, and I jumped into bed for a steamy session. I did a reach around to grab her butt, and to my horror, I felt either hemorrhoids or she had shat herself. My d*ck shrank, and I dismounted and sent her home.
—Fila
Aftermath: Over at once
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Dude, you are stupid.. she probably was wet for you and you had to go and assumme the worst! Fail.
Damn, hate to break it to you, but that was a man. Cross dressers, or “bakla” as they’re called in tagalog, are pretty common in the Philippines. What you were feeling was her penis and balls tucked behind her legs. Pre-op my friend.