“Short Shorts”


We had been dating a couple months and the weather started getting warmer. He broke out his summer clothes and his shorts were a bit too tight and too short. I realized I may be able to change that, so continued dating him. Then one night he came over and could not figure out how to turn the DVD player on…after 15 minutes. Needless to say we didn’t watch a movie that night.

— Emmy

Aftermath: I broke it off with him and his short shorts.

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One Response to “Short Shorts”

  1. nyteexodus says on :

    Clothing was your first flag? and you are mad at him that you can’t work Your DVD player?
    I’d say he got away just in time.