“Nothing but the tooth”
She came from a dentist appointment and said, “The dentist said eventually I’m going to lose all my teeth. You should decide now if you can deal with that.”
— acidbrat
Aftermath: I broke up with her a month later, not because of her imminent dental demise, but because she was a soul-sucking psycho. No word on whether or not she still has teeth.
Well, at least sucking souls will be easier for her once she’s lost her teeth.