“Wham Bam Thank You Sir”

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Ten minutes into sex she says, “Why haven’t you cum yet?” I said, “Because I don’t want to yet.” She shouted, “YOU MEAN YOU’RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE! I’m not the kind of woman who likes being here all night.”

— Smooth

Aftermath: We broke up. It wasn’t worth taking my clothes off for two minutes.

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One Response to “Wham Bam Thank You Sir”

  1. Isthistrue says on :

    You should have been happy..you had a rare woman who enjoys Slam-Bam-Thank-You-Mam.