In the middle of getting busy with my boyfriend someone knocked on my front door. I said “ignore it baby,” he said “hold on,” goes to check… it’s his brother. He leaves to go smoke pot with his brother, decides to come back over two hours later and wondered why I wasn’t in the mood any more… hmm sorry sweetie I went ahead and finished without you.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I dumped him that week. Moral of the story, I always knew not to “dip the pen in company ink,” but have amended it to include neighbors too.

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