“Oh Darren”

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In an attempt to make my girlfriend jealous back in high school I took her best friend to the winter dance. We made it back to her house and we went right to the bedroom. Clothes started to come off and as I am about to make penetration she looks me right in the eye and says, “Oh Darren, I love you.” Needless to say, I said I wasn’t feeling well and went home.

— Darren

Aftermath: My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years and couldn’t be happier. Her friend is now a lesbian.

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3 Responses to “Oh Darren”

  1. AnonymousBastard says on :

    How is this an “it was over”? You attempted to cheat and your girlfriend. You claim you two are still together and couldn’t be happier. If anything the moment she found/finds out your attempt at provoking jealousy would be HER moment she knew it was over.

  2. rayray says on :

    So you turned the friend gay?

  3. sirfant says on :

    turn in your man card,you’re obviously gay.no self respecting man would back out at the moment of penetration,hell no,he’s gonna tap that then deal with the drama afterwards.