“Firm Objections”

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All this happened during a third date: He persistently poked me hard in the ribs, despite my firm objections, attempted to pick my nose several times (again, objections were expressed), and when I was just about to say “I don’t think this going to work out,” he got up, sauntered into his bedroom and said “I’m going to bed. When you come in, be naked.”

—Laura

Aftermath: I left quietly as soon as he closed the door. Never heard from him again.

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3 Responses to “Firm Objections”

  1. dnnhuff7f3n says on :

    Wow, can we say “Pig?” Better luck next time.

  2. rayray says on :

    It seems to me that he wanted to get rid of you and it worked.

  3. Isthistrue says on :

    Sounds like a cannibal. Hehe