While going through my texts, I realized I deleted the ones from her first because she literally never had anything interesting, funny, or even very smart to say.

—CHT

Aftermath: We kept going out for about a month later, but we pretty much stopped trying after a couple weeks and had a very boring breakup. A fitting end to a similarly lackluster relationship.

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