I met a guy online and decided to meet him in person at Starbucks. The date was terrible, conversation was painful, and there was zero chemistry between us, but he apparently didn’t notice. He literally picked my arm up at one point and put it around him, all snuggly as if we’d been dating for months. Um. No.

—Lotus

Aftermath: I made a bulls**t excuse about my separated shoulder and not having the range of motion to snuggle like that. I left 10 minutes later, watching my rear view to make sure he didn’t follow me home. He texted before I got home to ask if I liked him, to which I replied… umm… not so much.

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