“Hourglass”

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I met a really attractive and intelligent woman at a public event at an art gallery. We had been talking for a good half hour and really seemed to be hitting it off. Then, I commented that she had a “nice, full, hourglass figure.” I thought she would take it as a compliment, but instead she became deeply offended. She snapped, “Oh really…well, perhaps I should do some plus-size modeling!” I went into damage control mode and tried to clarify my comments but only exacerbated things when I used the term “healthy.”

—Kevin

Aftermath: With a look of complete disgust, she slapped my face and departed. I will never forget those agonizing seconds in the immediate aftermath, as I was standing there alone rubbing my cheek, drawing some judgmental stares from onlookers. Needless to say, it was not my proudest moment, LOL.

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8 Responses to “Hourglass”

  1. lucy says on :

    Why on earth would you comment on the body of a woman you just met? Her body is not an object of public discussion.

  2. jinaz says on :

    Yea, you’re a moron, sorry.

  3. kevmitchell1 says on :

    This is Kevin, the original poster. I truly meant it as a compliment but it was obviously a bad choice. To add insult to injury, I had to explain the red mark on my cheek to a female friend I met up with a little while later. I got a sharp, verbal reprimand from her as well. It was obviously not a day that I did well with the ladies ;-)

  4. sl3vin says on :

    i would love to hear your exact words, but you did nothing wrong with the compliment, you probably messed up somewhere else, not sounding sincere, or something. But i should take away your man card for going into damage control, stand up for what you say, never apologize for being a man.

    p.s. women give horrible advice on relationships to men

  5. kevmitchell1 says on :

    I guess I can blame part of it on overactive male hormones coupled with having had a few glasses of wine. Hey, it‘s not every day you meet a really pretty Asian woman with all natural 34-DD‘s ;-) I was probably guilty of having wandering eyes. It didn’t help matters that she was wearing a form-fitting top. I do have her email address. Think I should send her an apology note and try for a coffee date.

  6. loungeymrt says on :

    WOW……thats all i can say and this is coming from someone who’s been know to run headlong into his own mouth….why not comment on her big feet or large ass?….i think the “full & healthy” part of your “compliment” is what did ya in…:)

  7. Anonymous78 says on :

    Yeah, you should never use specifics when complimenting a girl, especially one you don’t know REALLY well. They tend to like/dislike random body parts for seemingly no reason. I once complimented a girlfriend of 2.5 years on how much I liked a certain part of her, and she got upset and told me that she was self-conscious about it. Point is, no matter how well-meaning it is, stick to words like gorgeous, beautiful, etc. Those can’t be taken in a negative way. Except, of course, by a crazy person.

  8. roach says on :

    Honestly, I don’t see how complimenting on how she looks is all that bad. I always thought that they wanted the hourglass shape..

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