“For the dog”
We were engaged for six months when she got accepted to grad school out of the country. We had been living together for awhile, and I didn’t want to move back into the dormitory. I thought we should elope so that I could keep my dog and the apartment we had at the time. Her dream has been more important than me for five years now.
—Schitstick
Aftermath: Married as far as the paperwork goes, however my new significant other is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me and she is willing to give up everything to be with me…. Divorce is near and possibly a new life with someone else
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Wow! She’s better off without you! Obviously, a dog and an apartment are more important than education.
Loser.
This is a joke. Or an overwhen from the other person’s perspective?
Hey, if that’s what you need to make yourself feel validated, then you did the right thing. Have fun with that girl without any passion for life who’s willing to give you whatever you want, really, congratulations.